Cerebral of Kazzak

marmelade · Joined: 08 Dec 2011 Posts: 3

:: Application ::
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Character Details: Insane healing Priest
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Character Name: Marmelade

Class: Priest

Level: 85

(Provide us with a link to your profile in the Armory)
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/bladefist/Marmelade/advanced

Professions and Skill Level:
Team Lead/Software architect

What Elixirs/Flasks/Buff food do you use in raids to boost your performance?
Most of them illegal

Desribe what you think you would bring to our guild if accepted. (raiding and social aspects)
I enjoy spending days and nights talking about the beauty of the word sandnigger. Also enjoy making fun of other races and skin colors.
My favorite though is hearing Crabbys dogs bark during raids.

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Character History
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Previous Guilds: Addiction

Reason for Leaving: They exiled me in 3 consecutive work delegation in USA.

When did you start this character and how long have you /played ?
Almost since wow started. Played more than i should have.

What encounters and raids have you experienced in Cataclysm? Please state if it was on 10man or 25man and was it normal or heroic
N/A Just started playing again.

What previous raid experience do you have on this char? Please only mention stuff you did at the time when it was a current raid, we dont need to know you can clear black temple when you are level 85.
Level 60 - in a world top 20 guild. Cleared full Naxx. Everything was on farm before TBC
Level 70 - cleared a lot of arenas. Got to 2k rating with mage/hunter combo. Was insane, impossible almost as scratching your forehead trough your nose cavity. Then cleared everything to MURU in SWP Smile

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Level 80 - All the time in a top server guild including Addiction.

What do you think YOUR responsibilities are in a raid? :
Give a original answer here, saying to buff and dps/heal/tank isnt really worth mentioning
Hehehe touche. Good question !

What is your Spell Rotation ?
Heal -> Actual healing spell -> Heal and so on

Also Post a UI Screen Shot (this is so we know how you see whats around you) This makes me nostalgic. You have to come back we didn't kill Bladefist LK heroic.

And Post atleast a 3 min WWS or WMO Report on Test Dummie(Dps only)
In the process of making recount record my DPS with Flash Heal.

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Technical Information
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Do you have oRA3 Deadly Boss Mods and OMEN ?
(Please don't apply until you have) - i applied !

PLease list any other add ons you use to help you raid.
1. I usually get some oranges for the vitamin c boost. Wold be weird to get myself deprived of vitamins while healing.
2. If there is drama i go in my kitchen to get some popcorn. Can't eat oranges while laughing.
3. For further improvements i wold like to get 2 exotic chicks massaging me while i do 1 and 2.

Do you have a microphone & Ventrilo installed?
I do. And i alos speak telepathically.

Describe your skills in spoken english:
Awsome,
Aesome *
Awesme *

fuck it. ...

What's your connection & computer hardware?
Connection: I can easily download a full HD porn in 5 minutes.
PC: Will run smoothly my HD movies.

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General Information
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Age: 26
Country: Romania

Why did you choose to apply to this guild in particular?
I want the guild back on Bladefist. I don't have any guild perks Sad

. And sanity is going around showing off i hate them. Also we are left out of sandniggers.

Players you know / How did you come across us?
I was walking down Dalaran with one shoe. And someone from Addiction asked me. Did you lost one ?. I said: no, i found one.

Alts and Level (if any):
Mage: 82
Paladin: 80
Mage: 1
Warrior: 6
… 23 heroes later
Hunter: 1

Are you or any of your alts currently guilded?:
Yes. "Marmelade's fan club"

Did you read our Rules & Policies?
YES

What days can you play and what hours during those days (Please let us know now so no confusion is caused if you were to be accepted)?: ALL
(Members are required to be available for raiding at least 3/5 nights week with higher attendance prefered.) Raid days are Sun-Thur, 2000-2330 server time we do occasionaly stay later if we are close to a kill. Fri & Sat are off nights but if people are online we try to do alt runs or RBG's.

Previous online gaming experience (if any):

Anything else you'd like to include about yourself: You left me on bladefist alone. I have started spreading flyers in Stormwind to find you. Finally i ended up finding this google. She told me where you have gone. And i'm here to say i'm coming back, wait, No, you have to come back to bladefist !! And merry christmas to all of you guys. Including you Crabby Very Happy

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Best wishes.
Marmelade

Tugnor · Joined: 31 Jul 2011 Posts: 404 Location: Finland

thumbs up for me as dorf + meatball in raid!
thumbs down for seeing manny as a spacesquid again...

GL with your app!

ps. we aint coming back to deadfist
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Maguz · Joined: 31 Jul 2011 Posts: 189

best application ever.

this deserves to be a "sticky post"!

seer · Joined: 19 Sep 2011 Posts: 280

Crabby · Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:29 pm Post subject:

hey dude long time was wondering when and if we would hear from you or zeus and m8s.

Hope all is well.

On to your app Specs off gemmings of so is enchanting atm tbh Shit loads has changed im sure Xt can give you pointers but im sure you can look it up urself to.
As for gear its on the Low side ( i has 4 other alts not even raided and got 380 ilvl :O )

we do have social spots and / LFR spots and prob after Xmas some Alt raids going on to help gear you,

Xt · Joined: 31 Jul 2011 Posts: 487

Right, i s'pose i could step in now. Wasnt 100% sure if this was a serious app.

Holy priests should try to get as much haste as possible. But you could also go down the Mastery path also but my personal opinion is Haste is better.

Reforge:
Shoulders Mastery to Haste
Neck Mastery to Haste
Cloak Mastery to Haste
Chest Mastery to Haste
Off-Hand Mastery to Haste
Wand Mastery to Haste
Ring Crit to Haste

Gems:
As you should know, Intellect is your number 1 stat. So gemming pure Haste gems means you are losing out on a fair bit of Intellect. Regem all your pure Haste gems to Reckless ones.

Also. Your Meta gem should be Ember Shadowspirit Diamond.

Enchanting:
Try to get Exalted with Therazane and replace your shoulder enchant.
Get 50 Intellect on cloak. Or dont be slack and get your Tailoring up to full and get Lightweave Embroidery.
Get 50 Intellect on Bracers.
Get Sanctified Spellthread when you get full Tailoring.

Talents:

http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/kazzak/Xtyz/talent/secondary

Get same talents as me. Yours is just wrong.

Same with Glyphs.

That should be it now. I will leave for Crabby to decide now.

*Read Sig*
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Crabby · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:40 pm Post subject:

whats happening here lack of response so far will be declined by tuesday night if we aint heard something.

marmelade · Joined: 08 Dec 2011 Posts: 3

Hello again.

Zaquel · Guest

marmelade · Joined: 08 Dec 2011 Posts: 3

Hello XTYZ,

I have read the wishful comments added here. Though standing at the base of Everest i couldn't decipher what you wrote on the napkin and left at the top. I'm a metaphor genius. From here on will try to use only asian references.

Xt · Joined: 31 Jul 2011 Posts: 487

Well if you looked at spec like yesterday it was different from when i linked it the first time. I've now changed back to my ideal spec which is the one that is proffered. Last week i was just experimenting with stuff so stuff was messy then.

I posted about 5 days ago. Hardly anything has changed. Gems, of course you know; and i know you know. Int is the best stat. Then why the fuck you gemming full Haste?

Shit enchants still, don't care is no Chinese dude has farmed it for you because you aint paying him enough grains of rice. You do it...

Don't care if you use to be a member here or what ever, you still need to get the best enchants as possible and full professions. I'm sure Crabby will agree.

Specs, now you haven't played Cata very much, and a lot has changed since then. Renew isn't used as much now because it is very expensive for what it actually gives so spamming it will OOM you quick. Plus Renew doesn't gain anything from our Mastery except from Empowered Renew which is a tiny amount anyway. Only time i use Renew is when i am moving a huge amount and cant cast.

Lightwell, its a tough thing this. If everybody in raid is using it during high raid damage this is the highest HPS spell we have. Its just getting everybody to use it that's the problem.

Surge of Light, 6% don't sound like a lot, but trust me it can be a life saver in raid. You havn't played Cata in raids. You have no clue how helpful this really is in raid.

http://www.wowhead.com/talent#bcoZsurMRzrksdohb:aVzoq0VzM

Cba wasting any more time for now
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